So. Hey. Check it: you've got your choice of two sweet-ass controversy-lovin' Team Coco T-shirts, because we? Just can't get behind LeNO. (It's his name. Not our fault. Bad name choice, Mr. Chin. Woopsie-doodle. Has NOTHING whatsoever to do with your semi-crappy "comedic" chops, or your bad form over the snatching-back of what you perceive as your time slot, and utter lack of grace or good-sportsmanship in the matter of thieving Conan's show straight out from under his long, long, white, freckle-encrusted white legs of whiteness.
Uh-huh.)
The first awesome t-shirt, the one featuring the orange glory of The Coco, is our favorite, but we didn't want to leave out the opportunity for those to remind society at large of The Chin's appearance (especially since it most likely won't be long before it fades entirely from our collective memory. Which reminds me of how much I've longed to hate on Jay Leno, merely because of the extreme protrusion on the bottom of his face, probably since right around when I was being potty-trained, but he always seemed like SUCH a nice guy, and it felt inappropriate to mock the man for his gargantuan, nearly inhumanly large chin. Because of the nice bit. You know what, though? Turns out, not so nice after all. And now my opportunity to legit despise him is here, and I'm spending ALLLLLlla that pent-up chin-hating angst. Looks like I'm not alone, RIGHT, Team Coco?)
And back to the ratcheous t-shirts: we have both. (We're pretty generous with our sweet-ass tee shirt action. Kinda almost whorish. But that's a whole different blog post. About t-shirts. Hey. What. It's what we do. Not such a shock in the end.)
See? Ain't it grand? The orange fur-topper of glory. It is a thing to behold, non? And Conan so rocks the shiz outta his head ornamentation in a way that makes us writhe and burn in Coco-loving envy. If we ONLY knew just how to smooth out our brows with our fingertips and subsequently wiggle them with such dash, such sinew, such panache, it would be like we'd suddenly moved into an alternate universe of HAWEsome. And when we think of losing that beauteous vision of hilarity and delightful height, Sir Coco himself, it MAKE US WANT TO SMASH. (Or to at least get smashed.)
And the second pro-Coco t shirt, despite our mild-medium desire to cringe at the sight of LeNO's Chintastic profile:
It's time to reveal your true colors, Team Coco. Team Coco T Shirts are the biggest all-around WIN, FTW, winny-win-win. To aid the end of the career of Team Chinny-Chin-Chin.
If ONLY FOR THE DEMOCRACY, people: DO IT.
