St. Patrick's Day T-Shirts: They're Kind of Our Thing.

Tshirt Outlet has had a few whiz-bangers of t-shirt ideas in its time. Not the least of which is the Irish Tuxedo tee - we did it first and THEN all of the copy-cat emulator-types came along and now it's one of those ubiquitous things you see on a t-shirt around St. Patty's Day. Green? Check. Irish? Check. T-Shirt? Check. St.-Patty's-Fabulous? Check, check, checkity-Irish-Day-check.

But lately we've been burning the midnight oil, and to be fair, while we've only been burning it at, like, noon, because, hi, do we LOOK like we're the kinda people who would work at midnight?, we've cooked up some straight HAWesome newnew fresh-fresh St. Patrick's Day t-shirt geeneyous. (That's deliberately misspelled. We're a lot of things, but we're not dubm.)

Geez.

So without further ado, the Irish funny T-Shirt newness, beginning with the shirt that treats the Irish ( in the mockery sense, so not so well, but because we're Irish, we can). So This Irishman Walks Out of a Bar -- No, really, it can happen.

It's a pretty good one, we think. And by pretty good, of course you can assume that means "totally CRAZY awesome." We're humble, but not when it matters. AND THIS MATTERS.

But, hey. Maybe you're not into Irish sarcasm. Fine. How about your forthcoming Irish St. Paddy's pub crawl? The one you'll be doing next week for who even knows how long? Aren't you a little nervous at the thought of going it alone? Going without the proper St. Patrick's Day pub crawl attire? FOR THERE IS NO NEED, SAYETH THE TSHIRT OUTLET BLOG. We have a t-shirt, dare we say THE t-shirt, for this important, possibly even pinnacle, moment in your life. And this be that t-shirt:

And we're not through. Because we couldn't walk away from this whole business without blowing the place up offering a girlified version. Because womyn deserve t-shirts, too. YO.

(It's cute and kinda fresh, but is in no way funky, for that is reserved for the bedrooms of teenage boys. Given their propensity to ditch their funked-up socks all over the place.)

The girly St. Patrick's Day T-Shirt du jour, then, is this adorable, form-fitted tee, in green, because if you wanted to get pinched you could just ASK somebody to pinch you. Right? And it's kinda cheeky, but again, not an offer to be pinched. Pinchers, YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.