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T-Shirts to Wear with Your Smarty-Pants.

We've introduced a few new designs into our already-bulging (uh, that doesn't necessarily mean what you think it does; on the other hand, maybe it should.  Okay.  Yes.  We're embracing it.  We are BULGING with goodness) repertoire.  We felt as though it was time.  (In fact, now that we consider it, it's always time for t-shirts.  Hell.  We're wearing t-shirts this very minute.)

So, without further wasting of the words, new t-shirt design number 1:

All the Cool Kids Go to Rehab.  It's a pleasant, timelessly-worded design on a wardrobe-friendly 100% cotton t-shirt.  If you're cool and you know it, -- well, you're probably not that cool.  (It's alright.  We're DEFinitely not cool.  And we still like you.)  (Although, as everyone is aware, to feign uncoolness is the very definition of cool.  So we are, in fact, cool.)  (Except for the coda in the cool-rules that states, quite clearly, that to point out the awareness of being uncool in order to remind others of one's coolness is, unfortunately, a virtual warrant to have one's cool license revoked.  So we aren't cool, after all.)

(Shit.)

Anyway, cool or not, there's always rehab.  And there's always bad television celebrating it.  Hooray!  Hooray for t-shirts that care!  (We don't.  Only our t-shirts do.)  (Settle down, 'bro.  It's something.  At least we didn't say anything untoward about your mother.  See?  See how far we could've taken it?  And we DIDN'T.  Yeah.  Exactly.)

ONWARD!, and so forth, to new-t-shirt-design number 2:

(heh.  "number 2.")

(we're still attending grade school.)

(shut up.)

I Play Video Games Like It's My Job.  Now THIS little baby'll take you from day to night in an instant.  All you have to do is wipe the cheese-puff crumbs off and you're ready to impress the ladies.  (Or the gents.  Hell.  We're good with you being a girl and wearing this t-shirt.  No.  Wait.  You're a GIRL and you're wearing this?  PLEASE MARRY US NOW.  PLEASE.  NO WE ARE NOT ABOVE BEGGING.)

*ahem*

All we're saying is, letting people know about your passion, even if it is playing video games like it's your job, is good.  Healthy.  Dare we say, important?  DARE WE SAY, LIFE-CHANGING?  (Sure.  We're lying, and you know we are, but whatever.  It felt really good when we were saying it.  And isn't that what matters?  *nods dutifully*)

So there you have it.  Two kind of TOTally sweet new designs that will hook you up with the cool AND the life-changing.  Lies aside, at least it'll flesh out your t-shirt closet a little.  And given how much of your wardrobe is currently too cheese-puff encrusted to pass for decent, you should be grateful.

"Should be."

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Some of our personal favorites in the recently renovated compu-slave section are the ones best-suited for the nerdiest button-down slicked-back three-beeper-tool-belt-loving amongst us.  For example, you'll only recognize the significance of this design if you use design-editing software and also happen to produce items using four-color processing.  We are truly humbled to be in your shimmering, quasi-Tron-esque presence.  Srsly.

We give you: Comic Sans Sucks.  (We know.  It kind of makes us tremble nauseatingly, a little, too.  Nevertheless, it's crucial to educate the public about the horror that is this font.  Do your part.  It's like charity your chest can manage while you're just hanging out.  We're trying to make do-gooding simple.  We're thoughtful.  *bows*)

Item number two in our most-beloved of the ultra-nerd selection of teh technology t-shirts is, yes, of course, the cerebral-cortex-ian smackdown of "Your brain runs on dial-up." 

Get with the program.  Start strutting with geeks.  As already evidenced above, it's akin to strutting amongst deities. 

God, I love computers.