There's a punch line in the subject line somewhere. We're not sure *exactly* where, but if we have to go look for it, we'll -- hey! Something shiny!
But speaking of Teenormous (which we were, and you're just going to have to go out on a limb with us on this), they're putting on a very kick-ass contest you should be aware of. It involves them, and us, and some other people, and a massive load of free t-shirts.
Dewd. You're still breathing, right? FREE. T-SHIRTS. Do you understand how easy it would be for you to get dressed every day if you won even more of what you already wear in abundance? Because, allow me to spell it out for you: YES. EVEN. EASIER.
*nods assiduously*
Regarding this contest, though, which is what we were prudently discussing before we got distracted by the thought of free t-shirts raining down upon us like cotton-y gold; yep. Teenormous is ALSO providing people the opportunity to dust off their creativ-- uh, creativocity, to reveal their making-things-up capabilities, rewarding the most novel spreading of this contest through whatever means available that are neither illegal nor mind-bogglingly stupid. In other words: no self-mutilation for the sake of the contest. Such behavior will not be rewarded (though we WILL laugh amongst ourselves for so long that it gets awkward because of the way that one guy in the art department sort of farts a little when he's ROFLMAOing, which will kind of rule, but rest assured that he'll do that at some point or other whether you harm yourself for the contest's benefit or not, so really? Don't bother, or do, if you're sick and have a death-wish, but then try really hard to remember it's probably because of bad parenting and your precious leftover teenaged angst, and not because we egged you on. We are doing the opposite. We don't like blood or injuries. They're too much of a reminder of dumb late-nineties/early 00s Mtv-related trends that bore us silly).
(We're happily aware that it's pretty difficult to harm oneself through the use of twitter, by the way, so all of the above is mostly to show off our kah-nowledge of all things trends-related, which is limited to whatever our television tells us. Television itself somehow manages to stay out of the malicious trend-cycle, and boy, are we glad.)
However, Teenormous WILL reward ingenuity, the best of it, with a gift card for FREE! T-SHIRTS! at our shop, www.tshirtoutlet.com, if you bust some super-sick clevernass.
Go over here for the details on alla the free-t-shirty goodness: Teenormous.com.
