(We know. This photo looks more like a representation of "The Dwightening," rather than "The Cheapening," but don't be fooled; it's both.)
Our sale is kind of redeckulous. Seriously. We're passing out Dwight work shirt t-shirts like they're candy.
(Candy that costs $9.95 per piece.)
You should get on this sale before it ends, uh, today, and ride it like a crazy sale-bronco-ride that you plug quarters into and hop on (or maybe lurch on) at the local dive-bar-with-fake-bronco-that-takes-quarters. We've also discounted the prices on our designs for The Office, 30 Rock, House M.D., Idiocracy, plus we've cheapened some seriously rad Irish-specific stuff, because OH, boy, howdy, it's almost Irish day. (Granted, any day can be Irish day if you want it bad enough. But you've REALLY gotta want it.)
But you don't really have to *want* this. Since it's already happening. You just have to curl your arms around it, and twist your fingers into its cottony masses, and snuggle a little.
(The cheapening will have its way with you. You will be unable to resist.)
(Also,
yes.)
