If you aren't Zombie-proof, this is the best way to become so. Unless you're not among the potentially Zombie-proof-faithful, in which case, so sorry to point out that you aren't a believer in the not-myriad ways to protect yourself against having your delicious brain devoured in Zom-nom-nom fashion, because YOU ARE SORT OF TOTALLY SCREWED.
Now that it's out there, and you're aware of your destiny as a Zombie horse-d'oeuvre -- would you like a tissue? -- it's time for the big Zombie-proof reveal:
But that's not all. Oh, my, no. We've got more zombie-protection devices in the form of soft, cozy cotton t-shirts made by the USA-based American Apparel. Like this one, Zombies Want Me for My Brain:
Lastly, there's the Zombie Cadaver t-shirt, which is good for fooling Zombies into thinking you're already one of them. A highly necessary procedure in the war against Zombies, AND IT'S COMING, if you didn't already know, which I'm pretty sure you didn't. *shakes head*
